Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i dont even know how to be here
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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