Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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