We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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