this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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