She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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