Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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