I am in a vortex of obligation.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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