if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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