it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I just found puke in my bra..
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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