Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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