I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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