OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Hippo gnu deer
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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