did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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