She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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