How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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