This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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