Your tits are I can't wait for
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
there was a trapeze. enough said
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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