I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
