I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm experimenting with sincerity
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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