i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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