everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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