He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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