Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
nutella sex= disaster
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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