I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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