Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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