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Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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