She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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