I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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