how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Randomize
