I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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