where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
there was a trapeze. enough said
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My ass is underappreciated
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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