Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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