You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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