did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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