Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Blow job season was short but glorious.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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