I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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