I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i dont even know how to be here
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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