apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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