I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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