I have demons in me.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Drunk is a universal language darling
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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