Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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