some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize