we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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