oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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