i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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