i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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