he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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