dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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