this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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