How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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