just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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