I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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