You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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