Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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