Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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